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“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, this is Brian Gumball with the Payday Loan Report on WPLR.  Today we are going to review a fascinating piece of technology – the payday loan on line.  With a payday loan on line, customers can apply for, receive, and repay a payday loan on line – that is, completely electronically.  We’ve brought in some technology specialists who will help explain some of the facets of the payday loan on line.”

Applying for the Payday Loan On Line

“Our first guess is Terry Lawrence, a technology specialist who works almost exclusively with the payday loan on line application.  Terry, is a payday loan on line application difficult to figure out?”

“Not at all, Brian.  Applying for a payday loan on line is so simple, anyone could do it.  If you need to cheat, just put your driver’s license, paycheck stub, and checkbook on the table in front of you.  This is all you need.  If you don’t have a paycheck stub, then don’t bother applying for a payday loan on line – you need a job to have a cash until payday loan.  But if you have that, you should be fine applying for a payday loan on line.”

“You make it sound so easy, Terry.  Is the approval process difficult?”

“Nope.  It’s completely easy.  The payday loan company works with a great number of lenders to make sure every customer gets a great rate to help him through to the next payday.  The worst case is if the customer has bad credit and finds a lender that checks it.  However, most of the payday loan on line companies offer a bad credit payday loan – giving everyone the chance of qualifying for an ez payday loan.”

Handing out a Payday Loan On Line.

“Our next guest worked as a technician on the set of a famous comedian.  The comedian specialized in throwing and exploding things into the audience.  Our technician helped with this until he was approached by a payday loan company who wanted him to work on the distribution of their payday loan on line money.  Michael Gallagher was more than happy to take the job.  Michael, what exactly do you do for the payday loan on line companies?

“Well, it wasn’t as much as I thought.  Having spent years exploding fruit, I figured I’d work with a large canon and blast money towards the customers.  However, when I got here, I realized my job would be much different.  It’s not bad though.  At least I can help people who need the quickest payday loan possible.  After a customer’s payday loan on line application has been approved, my job is to get the money to them as fast as possible.  After experiments with bigger and bigger canons, the owner suggested that since we were an online payday loan service, perhaps an electronic transfer would work better.  So now I transfer money to people’s checking account as fast as I can to get them their money quickly.”

“And how do you get your money back?”

“Well, I like to imagine that I have a boomerang.  I throw it to the customer’s account after they get a payday loan on line and it sits there for a bit.  They can use it, but eventually it will come back to me – and have a little bit extra.”

“Extra?  That just seems wrong that you charge people to use money?”

“Why?  That’s the same thing as the bank charging you interest on your home or car loan.  It seems like a larger amount, sometime 10-30 percent, but you have to remember that a payday loan on line is just a short term loan.  They aren’t meant to be a long term solution.”

“Excellent advice, Michael.  Thank you for your time.”

Faxless Payday Loan On Line

“Our last guest will give us an excellent clue on speeding up the faxless payday loan on line.  The faxless pay day loan avoids having to send verification in by use of the fax machine.  The electronic age has helped this immensely.  Mr. Fred… Fredrickson will talk about this?”

“Down with the no fax pay day loan!  It’s prejudiced against the foxes!”

“Oh no!  It’s Fred the Fox again – get him out of here!  Security!  Ladies and gentlemen this has been Brian Gumball with WPRL news and your payday loan report!  Good night!”


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