Fax Payday Loan Report

This is Brian Gumball with WPLR news bringing you your daily payday loan report.  Normally, we try to report on cutting edge topics.  Sometimes, however, the older subjects are given a new light.  Today, I’m interviewing Fred the Farmer, looking quite dapper in his oversized straw hat and coveralls, about an old-fashioned payday loan type – the fax payday loan.

“Fred, What a is Fax Payday Loan?”

“Well, Brian, the Fax Payday Loan is an older version of the payday loan on line that everyone is doing nowadays.  The principle is the same no matter where you are.  You fill out a simple application with your name, contact information, and employment and bank information.  You have to have employment to get any kind of payday loan – including the fax payday loan.  You don’t necessarily need good credit though.  If you haven’t abused the payday advance system, odds are you can find a loan.  Once that application is approved, the payday loan company gives you money and you repay it plus a small fee on your next payday.  This is the same no matter if you are at a payday loan store, looking for a paperless payday loan, or hopefully using a fox to run your fax payday loan to the company.”

“Fred, your voice sounds familiar.  Have we met somewhere before?”

“I don’t know, B-B-Brian.  I … um … I watch you pretty regularly; that must be it!”

“So Fred, What Makes a Fax Payday Loan Better than the rest?”

“Well, all of them are safe and fast.  And they all make a great ez payday loan. But the nice thing about the fax payday loan is that your information is safe from perpetrators on the internet.  You know, those guys who sit in dark rooms just waiting for you to type one small word that they can exploit.  They’re crazy, Brian! Every last one of them!”

“Fred, there’s no such thing as those guys.  When you apply for a loan online, most of the time the encryption on your data keeps you safe from hackers.  Plus the payday loan companies do their best to keep your data safe.”

“W-w-well, I .. um.. the fax payday loan is faster than a computer!  The foxes are so fast you can’t even see them.”

“First of all, a fax payday loan can’t get to the payday loan company faster than a computer transmission.  I know faxes are fast, but they aren’t that fast.  If you would have told me it was faster than running around town, waiting in lines, and stuff like that, I might have believed you.  Secondly, I think you really look fam-“

“That’s what I meant.  A fax payday loan is faster than going to a payday loan store!  Those foxes can weave in and out of traffic and get there in a flash!”

“Can’t They Go Online Instead of Getting a Fax Payday Loan?

“Brian, not everybody in the country is a rich, snobby, reporter with a humongous house and a flashy sports car!  They don’t all have internet, so sometimes they have to go to a fax machine and fill things out that way.  Is that still okay with you or are you discriminating against those people just like you do foxes?”

“That’s it! That’s where I know you from.  You’re the psychotic fox that came in for our report on the faxless cash advance!  Take off that stupid hat, Fred!”

“No I’m a farmer.  I just love foxes, that’s all!  And I want everyone in the country to get a fax payday loan.  It’s there for emergency cash!  If you need a loan til payday send for a fox er.. a fax payday loan!”

“No self-respecting farmer loves foxes; give me that hat!  You are Fred!  Security!  Security!  Come get this fox out of here.  He’s sabotaging our report on Fax Payday Loan Problems!”

“Don’t knock a fax payday loan until you’ve tried it, Gumball!  You can drag me away, but my message still stands.  Save the foxes!  Try a fax payday loan today!”

“Ahem, once again this is Brian Gumball with WPLR news – your payday loan report reminding you that whether you chose to go with a faxless or a fax payday loan, watch out for foxes in farmer’s clothing.”

Websites Offering Payday Loans Online:

•	Quik Payday - They claim to offer the quickest payday advance online. We are investigating.
•	National Cash Advance - National Cash Lenders Funding Every State? Hmmm.. Aren't there laws?
•	Cash Loans Calculator - Payday Lenders Marketing A Cash Cow? Very Interesting Articles.
•	Responsible Lending - The Center for Responsible Lending is fighting predatory lending.
•	Sonic Payday - Sonic Payday - Loans From Sonic Cash.