Payday Loans
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This is Gina Garrity with WPLR – your payday loan report. ; Today on the payday loan report we are going to talk about the fast and simple online payday loan application. We have several guests in our audience to help discuss this fascinating concept. Join us as we explore the world of the online payday loan application.
The Online Payday Loan Application Scandal
At the age of 18, Joan was a poor college student. Though she worked hard, she rarely had enough money to pay her bills from week to week. One day, the bills finally collapsed and she figured she would not have enough to eat and pay for one of her books. She struggled with a life-altering decision.
“I didn’t know what to do,” Joan said. “I couldn’t choose between eating and affording a book. I knew the book was important – there’s no way I could do my homework without it. But I wouldn’t be able to do my homework if I was starving either. That’s when a friend came to me-“
“He was a handsome prince and wanted you to run away with him?”
“No, Gina. He showed me a place where I could get a cash until payday loan. So we went onto the internet-”
“That pig! How could he sell his best friend out for cash? It is terrible that you were exploited that way!”
“Gina, the reason we were on the internet was that he showed me an online payday loan application. By filling this out, I could get a loan till payday. All I had to do was fill out an application. They would verify my information and in less than 24 hours, they would match me with a lender and deposit money into my checking account. I walked right down to the store and used my debit card to buy my book – and I had money to grab a pizza for dinner! And all I had to do was fill out an online payday loan application.”
The Difficulty of an Online Payday Loan Application
“My other guest for the day – who is hopefully more interesting than Joan – is the victim of a classic bait and switch. She was lured to a website with the promise of an ‘ez payday loan,’ but when she clicked apply from the page, the online payday loan application was more complicated than she could have ever imagined. Stephanie, tell me about your harrowing ordeal.”
“Joan, it really wasn’t that bad actually.”
“Oh Stephanie, you poor girl. You’re still in shock. I understand that when you find an online payday loan application that they ask for 12 years of tax returns and your employment all the way back to your summer job helping the veterinarian.”
“No, it wasn’t like that at all. I had to fill in my name, address, phone number, and social security number and then some other small pieces as well. The online payday loan application only asked for my current job – since they need to make sure that I’m getting a paycheck. Then I also filled out my bank information since they would deposit the results of my online payday loan application right into my bank account!”
“Oh Stephanie, I am so sorry you had to go through that, sweetie. When someone goes to an online payday loan application, they never expect the Spanish Inquisition-“
“Were you even listening? The online payday loan application was one of the easiest things I’ve ever gone through. I had to give more information when I was taking my driver’s test! The online payday loan store was extremely helpful. I couldn’t have asked for more!”
The Online Payday Loan Application Conclusion.
“So you see the online payday loan application was a trying experience for both of our young ladies. The shame that these purveyors of a cheap payday loan should feel should be unbearable for them. To force innocent girls to fill in personal information-“
“Are you mental, Gina? Stephanie and I just told you that it was easy! Unless you are one of those types of people who like to make everything difficult, the online payday loan application isn’t any more complicated than getting a library card!”
“As you can see, these girls are deeply confused. This has been Gina Garrity with the WPLR payday loan report.”
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