Quik Payday Loan – The Missing C

This is Brian Gumball with a WPLR investigative report.  Straight from the homepage of www.paydayloanreport.com, we were first made aware of this problem when Delbert Bridges came to see us about his pet fox having been accosted.  Stay tuned for the investigation into the “quik payday loan” scheme.

The Case of the Quik Payday Loan

When Delbert Bridges, first approached WPLR with his theft, we were baffled.  “Someone stole part of my quik payday loan,” he claimed.  Normally we are called when something may be borderline legal but ethically wrong.  When it came to Del’s “quik payday loan” having something stolen, we told him to contact the police.  He said that he had, but they could not find any trace of the crime.  There was only the missing “C” from his quik payday loan.  With no fingerprints or human footprints they didn’t even know where to start looking for his quik payday loan problem and so they closed the case.

We were intrigued at this point and asked him what happened.  “I signed online to get my quik payday loan – they have an online payday loan application, that makes it really quik.  Plus I can use their faxless cash advance for to get my cash in a hurry.  The process is really simple, they just ask me normal questions about myself – my name, address, phone number, and social security number.  Then they ask about my employment and verify that I’m working.  They also take my bank account number so they can deposit my quik payday loan there right away and then withdraw it on the next payday.  It’s an easy process, there’s no way I could have lost my quik payday loan there.  The only customers there were me and my pet fox.”

“Well, what happened t your ‘quik payday loan’ next, Delbert?

“You mentioned something about a fox?”

“That’s right.  That’s the brown fox that verifies my information. He’s pretty quik.  Acutally, he delivers the quickest payday loan.  He used to verify my credit, but thanks to the Payday Loan Report, we can skip that process.  He also checks to make sure I’m still employed. It’s understandable.  I have a lazy dog that doesn’t do anything, but I’m not that way.”

Once the information is verified the brown fox takes my application to a payday loan store to find an easy payday loan.  He roots around our house full of lenders trying to make the best fit.  He works with countless lenders to make sure I get the best interest rate, the highest loan amount, or even a bad credit loan when my credit is less than spotless.

“My rapid fox then takes the matching loan and rushes it to the bank.  That’s part of the quik payday loan process, you know. He takes it straight to my account. I don’t have to wait in lines; I don’t have to fill out any more forms. It just shows up there. But this time I noticed it was a little leaner.  Apparently my fast fox got the loan there, but dropped the ‘C’ when he was looking for a low cost payday loan. When I used to normally get a quick payday loan, this time I just got a ‘quik payday loan.’”

Websites Offering Payday Loans Online:

•	Quik Payday - They claim to offer the quickest payday advance online. We are investigating.
•	National Cash Advance - National Cash Lenders Funding Every State? Hmmm.. Aren't there laws?
•	Cash Loans Calculator - Payday Lenders Marketing A Cash Cow? Very Interesting Articles.
•	Responsible Lending - The Center for Responsible Lending is fighting predatory lending.
•	Sonic Payday - Sonic Payday - Loans From Sonic Cash.

Cracking the Case of the Quick Payday Loan

Though we are not policemen here, we all have investigative skills.  I asked Del to show me that path that the brown fox normally took to get a loan till payday.  We walked to the payday loan barn, where the fox would have picked up the loan.  Then I looked towards Del’s bank.  As I started to walk, I nearly tripped over his lazy dog.

At that point I quickly discovered what happened to Delbert’s missing “C” from his quik payday loan.  I walked over to the dog and scooted him over to one side.  There on the ground sat Delbert’s “C.”  “How did it get there?” He asked the news team.

I told him that any typist could have solved this case.  It was plain to see that the “C” had fallen from his quik payday loan when the “quik brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.”

This is Brian Gumball with WPLR news and your payday loan report.